country rat or city rat?

If you ask me,i'd rather country rat.Definitely.For me, i would prefer the peaceful and carefree life of the country rat.And ohhhh,the fresh and home-made cheeeeeesssssssseee.aww yeah!
ANd be overwhelmed by the sheer varity of the cheese!Why go breathe poisonous air and die a slow death?Or be killed by a robber rat in the mist of eating the polluted cheese??!!Living a slow and enjoyable life is the way to go!